Aurora Engineering Drone - Log
Databank entry
[Exiting sleep mode. Loading voice recognition. Engineer Berkeley and Chief Technology Officer Yu identified.]
BERKELEY Drone, get me a propulsion cannon.
[Repulsion cannon retrieved]
CTO YU Hey, Berkeley! Install that circuit box with that repulsion cannon and you'll punch a hole in the cargo bay.
BERKELEY Damnit, drone, I said PRO-pulsion, not RE-pulsion. Recalibrate sensors!
[Sensors recalibrated]
CTO YU Sensors aren't the problem. I tweaked the program. It's like you now, it doesn't like being told what to do.
BERKELEY Drone, I know-
CTO YU His name's Albert now.
BERKELEY Albert. I know it's not your fault, but it would really help me do my job if you'd bring me what I asked for. Thanks for your time.
[Propulsion cannon retrieved]
BERKELEY Thank you. Now go away.
[Entering hibernation mode]
BERKELEY Boss, this hobby of yours ain't making my job any easier. Or safer.
CTO YU Maybe so, but it's all that's stopping me from being so bored I take a spacewalk in my skivvies.