Build

Weed Warper

Screw 'em cows, we got living weed, portals and cryptics to shoot.

byretrogeneticUpdated17/05/2026

Cosmetics

Weapons & Grenade

Spells

Jokers

Primary

15 slots

ELEMENTAL SPINUnique
The minigun has a 30% chance to fire a random elemental bullet instead of a regular one
MACHINE GUNLegendary
Per mission, the weapon gains +0.3% attack speed for every 50 damage dealt
AMMO SUPPLYPrime
+5% chance for enemies to drop an ammo box upon death
RUN & GUNFine
+30% move speed when shooting

Secondary

8 slots

SWAMP TRICKUnique
Reload explosions now leave puddles on the ground
ECO TRICKUnique
Reloading no longer wastes ammo
RUN & RELOADFine
+50% move speed when reloading
RUN & RELOADFine
+50% move speed when reloading

Hero

17 slots

CACTUS MASTERYMythic
Gain -10% Cactus spells cooldown per equipped Cactus spell
BATTLEMAGELegendary
Killing an enemy shortens all ongoing spell cooldowns by 0.5%
LIFE PACTMythic
Kills heal you for 2 HP, but max. HP is reduced by 30%
WEST WIZARDMythic
Gain -30% spell cooldown, but -30% HP

Upgrades & Prestige

Primary

Minigun

Upgrade slots: 19 / 20

Damage: 7 / 8+35%
Attack Speed: 3 / 8+15%
Ammo Bag: 4 / 16+20%
Accuracy: 5 / 5+25%
Draw Speed: 0 / 3+0%

Prestige level: 1 / 15
Extra upgrade slots: +0
Extra joker slots: +1
Upgrade gold: 760

Secondary

Dual Revolvers

Upgrade slots: 17 / 20

Damage: 8 / 8+40%
Attack Speed: 0 / 16+0%
Ammo Bag: 0 / 16+0%
Reload Speed: 0 / 16+0%
Lifesteal: 5 / 5+5%
Accuracy: 4 / 5+20%
Draw Speed: 0 / 3+0%

3 saved upgrades are not sold for this item and are not counted.

Prestige level: 0 / 15
Extra upgrade slots: +0
Extra joker slots: +0
Upgrade gold: 980

Hero

Ol' Rufus

Upgrade slots: 22 / 22

Ammo Bag: 4 / 16+20%
Health: 6 / 6+30
Spell Cooldown Reduction: 0 / 6+0%
Speed: 6 / 6+24%
Jump Height: 6 / 6+42%

Prestige level: 3 / 15
Extra upgrade slots: +2
Extra joker slots: +2
Upgrade gold: 3160

Build profile

Build completeness

90%

Loadout
100
Spells
100
Jokers
50
Cosmetics
100
Identity
100

Spell schools (3/3 slots)

Cactus×2Elec×1

Joker tiers (12 total)

4 on primary
·
4 on secondary
·
4 on hero

Normal
0
Fine
3
Prime
1
Mythic
3
Legendary
2
Unique
3

Notes

Screw 'em cows, we got living weed, portals and cryptics to shoot.

Portals. Place one at start and the rest whenever you in a swarm of enemies. Jump inside, aim on it, Q, E and watch your HP regenerate as your very hydrated friends beat cryptics on the other side of a map.

Cosmetics

Weapons & Grenade

Spells

Jokers

Primary

Secondary

Hero

Upgrades & Prestige

Minigun

Dual Revolvers

Ol' Rufus

Build profile

Notes

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